Lolbit L-O-L Character Blog
Lolbit, the Weird Fox of the Shop
FNAF was obviously made by Scott Cawthon, and Five Night's at Frickbear's 3 was created by SpookyRick. I own nothing.
Welcome one and all to my first character blog and first blog in-general. Expect the unexpected, and expect issues and problems abound. Have fun!
Background
"L-O-L, Please Stand By."
First appearing in FNAF World as a recolor, with most of their body colored white, not much is known about Lolbit, if there even really is anything to know. Starting as a humble shopkeeper selling bytes from start to finish, they eventually made their debut in the main timeline of FNAF in Sister Location, appearing as an Easter Egg and as a minor antagonist in the Custom Night, where they first showed off their "iconic" L-O-L typing gimmick.
They continued to cameo all over the franchise, being it in the main universe or side games, returning as a minor antagonist and in their original shopkeeper role (or just as a fun cameo). A helping hand to torture Afton in UCN, a unhelping hand to murder you in FNAF: Help Wanted, an advertisement in Security Breach, a shopkeeper in Freddy in Space 2 and 3, and as a car dealer in Five Lap's at Freddy's.
They also got a recent popularity boon due to Frickbear's, which I am only vaguely using here as I like it, and to tell you to play it.
And with that, their limited story comes to a close for now. Will this he/she/they/it fox cameo in the future and continue to try and sell you things once more?
Sources say: "Probably".
Sources say: "Probably".
What are we even using?
Due to Lolbit's nature as a character that appears all over the place (and their very limited amount of appearances), I will be using all official FNAF material including the fox that I can find (plus minor stuff from Frickbear's for the funny).
Experience & Skill
Art by Anon 4chan
Being a shopkeep and a cameo for most of their "life", it's no surprise that Lolbit doesn't have much skill or experience in anything other than selling you things, being annoying, and murder.
They are very good at those things though.
Equipment
A place where the fox really shines due to their nature as a shopkeep in many things. Due to selling many a thing, they should have access to many a thing as well.
FNAF World
Gnat
The first of many bytes you get. Being armed with a 1 in 3 chance to fire off a stinger attack that will deal 15 to 24 damage a hit every 2 seconds. It certainly does exist and do things.
Neon Bee
Mark, this is good news, we can be bees. Acts the same as it's weaker version, dealing 15 to 24 damage with each shot. However, the Neon Bee moves twice as fast, having a 1 in 3 chance to attack every single second, rather than 2.
Neon Wasp
Red makes dead. Does 15 to 24 damage just like the Gnat and Bee. But unlike them, the Wasp is armed with the speed to have a 1 in 3 chance to attack every single half a second.
Medbot
The first of three once again. It heals 5 to 14 damage every 5 seconds, a good starting point on the path of "please let me live".
Medbot 2
Prepare for no trouble, and make that double. An even stronger healing ally, the MedBot 2 heals every 5 seconds like the previous model, and additionally heals 10 to 19 damage at a time.
Mega-Med
What a familiar color scheme. The Mega-Med functions identically to the last two in that it always heals every 5, but now heals 25 to 34 damage every time. The final stop on the path of "please keep me out of one-shot range".
Mini-Reaper
Little dude wants you gone. Has a 50% chance to attack every 5 seconds. If one of these 5 secinterval attacks lands, the Mini-Reaper will attack, with this strike having a 1 in 10 chance of succeeding as well. If this chance is successful, the Mini-Reaper’s victim will die. Instantly, regardless of prior health, durability, or defenses. Cinema.
Reaper
Little dude grew up (and still wants you gone). Acts the same as before, but the attack trigger happens every 2.91 seconds instead of 5.
X-Reaper
X gonna give it to ya. Acts the same as it's weaker versions, but the X-Reaper gets its 50% chance to attack every 0.89 seconds. Call bro the Black Flash the speed he's swinging.
Not even a U to it's name. Has a 1 in 3 chance to fire off a laser every second, dealing a whopping 100 to 149 damage to whatever it beams.
UFO
They found the U. Does the same as before, but has a chance to attack every 0.6 seconds.
X-FO
We have risen beyond the need for U's. Does the same as before, but has a chance to attack every 0.4 seconds. Aliens found a minigun.
Where's 1 through 4? This useful thingamajig negates all damage taken by 5. For example, an attack that does 100 damage would now do 95 damage.
Block20
We're skipping a lot of numbers here. Does the same as before, but with a value of 20 instead of 5. Can stack with other blocks.
Block50
Y'know, I just realized that the numbers on these things aren't versions, but what they reduce. Does the same as before, but with a value of 50 instead of 20. Can stack with other blocks.
Pop-Pop
Bootleg Bob-omb. At a random point during the battle, will explode, dealing between 100 and 199 damage to all enemies on the field. Can only boom once per-fight.
BOOM!
Bros got hands now. Or legs. Acts the same as before, but deals 200 to 1099 damage to all enemies instead.
KABOOM!
Dude I love property damage. Same as before, but deals 1000 to 4999 damage to all enemies instead. Go my nuke.
BossDrain01
Monoculus TF2. While it only works against those one would call bosses, they drain 60 HP per second, no chance or luck required.
BossDrain02
Gimmie the succ. Now drains 120 HP per second instead of 60.
BossDrain03
Dude if pink eye is bad for you, think what red eye would do. Drains a whopping 180 HP per second, and can be stacked with the other eyes to drain 360 HP per second. Yummers.
Freddy in Space
Shield
Skill Points
Points that can be used to upgrade skills.Yummers.
EXP Points
Used to level up your level. Shocking, I know
Default Gun
It goes "pew pew"! A short range rifle that shoots 3 laser rings forward in a short range.
Wand Gun
Shoot cute laser hearts at your foe. LOVE!
Spike Gun
Shoots out bees that fire their stingers in the direction the player is looking.
Nuclear Gun
Snow Gun
Wood Gun
It fires in spurts! Shoots coconuts that fall downward and deal high amounts of damage.
Shirt Gun
Hook Gun
Editors Note: Has nothing to do with hooks. Shoots out watermelons, which also in turn shoot out seeds both upward and downward.
Lightning Gun
Hot Cheese Gun
Mr. Cupcake
Nightmare Cupcake
When the player attacks an enemy, it will deal additional damage to them by biting them.
Freddy Frostbear
Buffs the main gun's pellets to add a status effect to hit enemies which deals continuous damage.
PaperPal
Gets coins from enemies when in the general vicinity. Cash.
Pizza Slice
Shoots hot cheese down from its position onto foes.
Spiked Ball
Shoots pellets forward. (When used alongside the Foxy helmet, the pellets turn into Foxy's hook.)
Bomb
Shoots bursts of bombs forward. Kaboom~.
Hand Unit
HandUnit will put "EGGS BENEDICT" on nearby enemies and occasionally deals 99 damage.
Exotic Butters
God I'm hungry. Shoots melted butter straight forward.
Office Fan
Deals extra damage when shooting an enemy with your gun.
Foxy Helmet
Spawns a parrot which flies above the player and shoots hooks down at enemies. For certain pets, changes the bullets to Foxy's hook.
Donut Witch
Spawns donuts which fall from above.
Purple Wood Mask
Steals health from enemies.
Rainbow Helmet
Deals damage in intervals to vertical areas on the screen.
Glacier Helmet
Shoots an icicle up into the air which explodes after a short period of time.
Spiked
Spawns a spike which circles around the player dealing damage to enemies which come in contact with it.
Watermelon Helmet
Shoots extra watermelons alongside the main gun.
Unicorn Helmet
Adds confetti particles to every bullet (main gun or pet) which adds extra damage to affected item.
Stone
Turns enemies into stone when a bullet hits them.
Standard Kart
“Your run-of-the-mill base Kart!”
The Standard Kart is a go-kart with four wheels, a seat with a yellow star in the center of it, four exhaust pipes, a gray wheel, white stripes in the front, and a black and white checker pattern with two red stripes on the top and bottom of it on the sides of the kart. This kart has various skins that are applied to it depending on what character is driving the kart.CupKart
“How sweet! This kart is fashioned after Mr. Cupcake! Wonder how he feels about that.”
The CupKart is a Mr. Cupcake-themed go-kart with a pink top, brown bottom, four black wheels, a black steering wheel, two exhaust pipes themed as cupcake candles with cyan spirals and wax melting at the ends, and the front is Mr. Cupcake's face, with two hazel eyes and two bucked teeth.
Midnight Motor
“Talk about a killer ride! This smooth cruiser is the perfect choice for anyone wanting to flee a crime scene win a race!”
The Afton mobile. The Midnight Motor is a kart based on the car seen in Midnight Motorist minigame from Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator, with a purple top, silver bottom, black wheels, a black steering wheel, brown leather seat, two exhaust pipe at the back, an antenna with a Spring Bonnie topper, and two dice ornaments wrapped around the window rim, revealing the lack of a window.
Trash and The Gang
"Surprisingly not a garbage ride."
Trash and the Gang is made up of and based on the Trash and the Gang characters, which first debuted in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator. It's base is Mr. Can-Do's trash can, with the wheel being made up of Pan Stan's frying pan head. The sides of the trash can have No. 1 Crate's #1 Foam Finger hands and the front of its crate cut and placed on the bumper. On the back, Mr. Hugs remained mostly the same, with its arms holding on to the side, and the base of the vacuum having two large exhausts built out the sides.
Cupcake Boost
The Cupcake Boost is a Mr. Cupcake-themed boost that can accelerate the player forward slightly.
Firework
The Firework is a red, white, and blue Firework Freddy-themed firework that, when used, homes to the racer in front of the player, stunning them for a short period of time.
Bomb Bytes
Bomb Bytes are red bombs based off the BOOM! Byte from FNaF World. When used, the player will throw the bomb in front of them, and it will explode when it touches a wall, floor, another racer, etc.
Security Door
The Security Door is an obstacle that the player can place anywhere on the track to block other racers. When a racer drives into the Security Door, it will stun them for a short period of time.
Broken Mirror
The Broken Mirror is a Freddy Fazbear-themed shattered mirror that shields the racer for a couple of seconds upon use.
Exotic Butters
The Exotic Butters are an obstacle that the player can place on the ground. When a racer drives into the Exotic Butters radius, they will be stunned for a short period of time.
Fazblaster
The Fazblaster is a Fazerblaster-themed projectile that, when used, will shoot a red projectile with a red line that follows it. When a racer is hit, it will stun them for a short period of time. If it hits a wall, it wil l bounce off and keep moving until it bounces off a few more walls, runs out time, or hits a racer.
Battery Magnet
When the Battery Magnet is activated, it will siphon battery from other racers and transfer the battery to the user's own battery.
Controlled Shock
The Controlled Shock is a projectile item that, when utilized, puts a reticle in the center of the player's screen and shoots electricity ahead to either hit another racer or the first object/wall it hits.
Freddy Frickbears 3
While completely unusuable in an actual normal VS-scenario due to it being a fangame, I felt like adding stuff from it here for the hell of it.
Death Coin
Die one million deaths.
Hacking/Tech Manipulation
After a short period of time, Lolbit can cause nearby tech to completely shut down until somebody types L-O-L into something typeable, causing the tech's functions to return.
Immortality (Type 2)
Art by ItaKondr3200
Should be comparable to the World Withereds, who can survive faceless and handless, and to World Mangle, who can not only survive being a bare endoskeleton, but was also implied to have been pulled apart and put back together again like it's non-World counterpart.
Non-Physical Interaction
Should be comparable to the rest of the World cast, who can harm characters such as the Phantoms, RWQFSFASXC, Shadow Freddy, and Crying Child.
Inorganic Physiology (Unknown Type)
Art by MizuMew
While it isn't clear what Lolbit actually is (AI? Flipside creature? Agony being?), what we know for certain is that this thing certainly isn't a normal living being.
In Ultimate Custom Night (and possibly SL), Lolbit can cause very loud distracting noises to attract other animatronics while their face covers your vision.
Remnant/Agony (Heavily Debatable)
Art by Anon 4chan
While it isn't clear what the Lolbit outside of World actually is, due to it's supernatural abilities (such as being able to replace objects in the real world with its face), there is the possibility that Lolbit may be an Agony/Remnant creature ala Shadow Freddy and RWQFSFASXC, or at the very least has some Remnant/Agony tomfoolery going on with them. Though with this only having vague evidence at best, the best they would get is the most basic of basic low-tier Remnant/Agony based abilities:
- Immortality (Types 1, 2): Remnant gives "eternal life". After being infused with Remnant, Michael Afton survived as a decomposing corpse even with his skeleton and most of his internal organs missing, and he can also survive being mauled by animatronics. Choco-Bonnie could still function perfectly fine despite being half-melted.
- Extremely Minor Transmutation: The FNAF 1 and 2 animatronics could cause their eyes to turn black. The Puppet getting possessed caused her mask to gain purple tear marks. Elizabeth possessing the fridge known as Circus Baby caused her eye color to change from blue to green.
- Limited Healing (At least High-Low, likely Mid): Haunted animatronics, such as the Special Delivery animatronics or Eleanor, can be healed with a supply of Remnant. With Remnant, Michael Afton could regrow his chest despite having it scooped out, and Springtrap could eventually regain his heartbeat, as it is audible in FNAF 6 but not in FNAF 3.
- Non-Physical Interaction: Special Delivery bots can harvest loose Remnant, and the FNAF AR protag's headset (which is infused with Remnant) can physically harm 8-Bit Baby despite the latter being made entirely of pixels and light. Objects imbued with Remnant (like the S.C.U.P.E.R. and the Special Delivery player's handset) can harvest and infuse loose Remnant, meaning that haunted objects such as possessed animatronics should most likely be capable of doing the same.
Likely Immersion
Art by Miguelisaurusptor
As seen in lots of promotional art, official art, and merch, Lolbit seemingly has the ability to physically enter and exit screens into a real-deal bod. Like Sadako. So thats pretty cool.
Forms
Full-Body
The stance.
Car Dealer
A very sketchy salesfox.
La Creaturea
el diablos
Feats
Overall
- Is one of the few out-of-main-game characters to be put into a mainline FNAF game.
- Has almost every byte ever.
- Has almost every Freddy in Space item ever.
- Is still getting cameo's and merch to this day.
- Good salesfox.
- Frickbears Lolbit is peak fiction.
Strength
- Can kill the HW Player.
- Uhhhhhh...
Speed
- Can move.
- Uhhhhhhh......
Durability
Art by ItaKondr3200
Scaling
Animatronics
The question of the day, does Lolbit scale to the other normal in-the-physical-realm animatronics? The answer?
"Maybe".
If you buy Lolbit being able to take a physical form in the normal universe, they should be directly comparable to Funtime Foxy, as the bod we see them in is a carbon-copy with a new coat of paint. This would make them, at bare minimum, Wall and Subsonic. The normal bots can pretty consistently tear apart a normal human, and Nightmare BB went this fast (thanks VSB).
FNAF World Animatronics
"Scott please I need this."
Short answer? Kinda. A little bit longer answer? Technically yesn't.
Lolbit physically should at least vaguely scale to start-of-the-game World Freddy, and thats about it. They never fight anyone, and they just vibe and sell you things. That's a solid Building and Superonic via scaling from The Bouncer and Auto-Chipper respectfully (thanks once again VSB, I can't math for shit), but thats kinda it.
But Lolbit's bytes? Yeah those scale to EVERYTHING in FNAF World, which varies from Building to Uni+ depending on what you buy. So thats fun.
Freddy in Space
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Once again, Lolbit physically scales to nobody, but their weapons sure do. That gets those pew pews a solid Large Building via their weapons being able to pulverize large rocks and take down giant foes.
Sadly Lolbit has no way to scale to the rela stuff. How unfortunate.
Springtrap
no
Golden Freddy
no
Anything Else Actually VS-Relevant in FNAF
Art by Starchy McGee
no
Weaknesses
Art by Anon 4chan
- Has negative fighting experience and combat skill.
- Is a sitting duck without equipment.
- Tech shutdown becomes entirely useless if the L-O-L gimmick is figured out.
- Is a scaling merchant with only one true feat to their name.
- (Debatable) Physical form can be briefly stunned by sudden flashes of very bright light.
- If Remnant/Agony stuff is bought, is critically weak to fire and extreme heat.
- Has and most likely will continue to only appear as a small cameo and in meme sidegames.
- Five Laps at Freddy's.
rawr!!!!!! xddddd!!!!
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